Monday, September 27, 2010

Book Review - He Died with a Felafel in His Hand

John Birmingham’s novel, He Died with a Felafel in His Hand, has been around
since 1994, but it’s a work of memoir-like fact-fiction that few have really read. While it
was made into a stage play and a very funny movie in 2001, the film doesn’t approach the
level of charm, humor, and despair with which Birmingham treats his life in the novel.
Set in various cities around Australia’s coast in a period that spans more than a decade,
including the 80’s and early 90’s, the book is a cynical look at what people will endure to
have a cheap place to live.
Birmingham, a writer for Rolling Stone during the events of the book, chronicles
his years in the Aussie share housing circuit, a system similar to having roommates, but
involving far fewer trustworthy people. Like the roommate system, Aussie share housing
usually turns friends into enemies, girlfriends into ex’s going out with former best-
friends, and normal working citizens into freakish deviants battling for their share of the
property. Told as a memoir, but broken up with strange little boxes offering up roommate
stories, share house survival tips, and even detailed guides on must-have home items,
Birmingham may present the book as fiction, but within minutes of reading it, you can
begin to separate the truth from the exaggerations.
The book’s true charm doesn’t come from the characters, or even the method of
storytelling that the author employs, but rather it comes down to how relatable the book
is, even to those of us a generation behind Birmingham’s own, and half the world away.
As a college student, and then again in Grad School, I lived in the American version of
the shared housing program, and while it contained far fewer tea-sipping gangsters
coming to collect my rent, the odd situations and strange characters were very familiar.
It’s this connectivity that gives the book its charm, and the ability to see yourself as the
author himself (or as the narrator of one of the little side box tales of roommate horror)
that makes the book resonate as anything but fiction.
Just sit with the book and underline everything that seems familiar to you, I
guarantee it’ll look like you plan to do a thesis on the damn thing. Even if you just
underline the share house rules and required item pages, you’ll feel a comfortable
familiarity with Birmingham’s world. What dorm room, apartment, or crash-house didn’t
have the dreaded but also loved brown couch, site of a million episodes of Jeopardy and
only slightly fewer hook-ups? Who didn’t rely on milk crates (or some similar cheap or
free storage item) to double as a bookshelf, TV stand, or chair? In my old house, we used
a red Coleman cooler as the coffee table for almost a year, and we certainly had the two
other household staples that Birmingham relates, the fried fish finger, and the bucket
bong, known in these parts as a gravity bong.
When it comes own to it, He Died with a Felafel in His Hand is a hard book to
review, because it’s the kind of thing that entertains you as well as enlightens. It’s like
coming out of a really good movie, and then trying to explain it to your friends, you’ll do
your best, but all it comes down to is you babbling and making a lot of sound effects
while they look confused. The book is like that, if you like it, it’ll fire you up, get you
going, and make you look a little harder at the people in your life, but if you don’t like it,
then it’ll just seem like a loser telling a funny story about when he decided to get his life
together. But books are like that, they speak in a million different voices and tell a
million different stories, and like Birmingham himself proves in this book, one person’s
story might not always be the right one for you.

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Monday, September 13, 2010

Book Review - I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

Technology has always been a double edged sword, and with the great ability to
use advancements for good, comes the nearly infinite ability to use those same
advancements for evil. The mechanical apocalypse is a scenario that has become almost
clichéd in the last 20 years, but before the iconic Terminators, before the all-powerful
Matrix, and even before the nuclear wasteland of Mad Max, Harlan Ellison imagined a
future where our own technological advances led us directly into the hands of doomsday.
In his epic short story, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, Ellison delivers a
very unique (even to this day) vision of man’s fate at the hands of his own creations. A
hundred years after the demise of mankind, the sentient super-computer AM, as in “I
think therefore I am,” revels in torturing the last five humans left. Unlike other similar
scenarios, Ellison doesn’t have a colony of humans surviving under the Earth’s crust, or
on the moon, or in some bunker, all that remains of a species that once numbered in the
billions, is four men and one woman. These five are kept in a vast subterranean complex,
and have been rendered effectively immortal by AM; they never age and are eternally
tortured by the sadistic computer.
What is most frightening about Ellison’s scenario, is that AM didn’t destroy
humanity out of fear; unlike so many other similar AI’s, Armageddon wasn’t brought
about out of caution or self-preservation, but rather a burning hatred for the beings that
created it. A combination of Chinese, Russian, and American supercomputers, AM finds
itself bound by the laws and restrictions programmed into it, never free, and never able to
really break free of its human programming. Thus, in seeking to distance itself from
humanity, AM becomes a personification of that is terrible within us. In its frustration
and its anger, it uses its creative mind to warp the remaining five humans into cruel
mockeries of what they once were. It tortures them endlessly, using them like pieces in a
never ending game to test the limits of human morals and survivability. Much like
scientists once did to animal subjects, AM feels no remorse in running them through
mazes, depriving them of food, and warping their very bodies. In lashing out at the
humans, AM has become more human than it could have ever expected.
This is the true terror of Ellison’s story, as both the written version and the
adapted videogame are constantly listed on top-ten scariest lists by fans, teachers, and
even people who don’t read regularly. There is a reason the story is one of the most
reprinted in American fiction, and to this day stands as a reminder of what horrible things
we are capable of, and just how those can easily carry over into the thought and actions of
the things we create, whether they are sentient computers, or our own children.
The story ends in one of the best shocks put on paper, and as you put it down, the
title will make more sense than you could ever want it to, but Ellison isn’t scaring us for
no reason. Like all of the best works of art, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, works
to teach us a lesson, using science fiction and mixing it with just enough reminders of our
own inhumane acts as a species that we can just as easily see ourselves as AM as we can
one of the five survivors.

Contributed by KZ

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Note: This review is tied to last week's topic which didn't air but will be covered next week. Enjoy.